I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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