its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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