I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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