it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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