Ikea night.
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so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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