she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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