Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
