You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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