I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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