your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I've blown a few things in my day
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
smell my finger.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Randomize
