If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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