He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
We're too hungover to prance.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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