Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Randomize
