I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
