i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
