Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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