The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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