Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
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