I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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