i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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