I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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