I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
i think im in europe. pls send help
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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