Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Randomize
