found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
That's how pantless uber rides happen
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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