D3 body, D1 cock
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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