Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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