I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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