Me. At least after what I've been through.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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