Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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