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(818): View more from California

i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body

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(860): View more from Connecticut

You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.

(1-828): View more from North Carolina

Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?

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(256): View more from Alabama

Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them

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(904): View more from Florida

all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.

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(613): View more from Ontario

You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

PANTIES FOUND

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