Please, let me fuck your mom
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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