FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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