Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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