sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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