Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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