Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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