forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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