I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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