soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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