so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Say something about gay babies.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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