I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
