dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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