sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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