Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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