Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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