do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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