Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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