i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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