There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You've changed since you got that strap on
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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