champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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