How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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