It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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